OLIVER!

CHARLES DICKENS: You lazy ass, go read the book, it's better.

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JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

JUDAS: It's not actually my fault.

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AVENUE Q

PRINCETON: I'm finding my purpose.

(STUFF happens)

PRINCETON: I'm still finding my purpose.

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WICKED

None of it was The Wicked Witch of the West's fault. And her name's ELPHABA, by the way.

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